just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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