i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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