Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
