i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
