I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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