just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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