she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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