Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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