she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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