somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
