Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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