oh god the rape fog is back!
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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