Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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