Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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