What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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