I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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