is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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