I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Randomize