he shaved USA in his pubs
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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