so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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