it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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