Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
