she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Randomize
