its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Randomize
