Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wish i was in the wii world.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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