Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Acid is not a monday night drug
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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