Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we're making bets on your personal life
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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