Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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