What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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