I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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