My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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