You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
how drunk are you?
Several
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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