How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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