I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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