so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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