so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
