Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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