Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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