Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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