Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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