Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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