oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Barsexuality is the new black.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My dick has a subreddit
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He has the fingertips of a God
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