Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Let's paint friendship bongs
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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