The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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