Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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