She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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