i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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