BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
