I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
organizing the empties. That sober.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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