If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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