dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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