We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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