I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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